Oh, of course not.

Kinde, Kirche und Kuche = "and they all lived happily ever after"

Hell, I didn't believe that as a starry-eyed five year old; I'm certainly not gonna fall for that crap now.

Being a mom is freaking hard work! I watched my mum ruin her health to raise two daughters; I have nothing but admiration for anyone with the necessary dedication. Me, I'm too selfish for that.